Thursday, September 30, 2010

Holy Crap I'm... done?

So.  How about them immigration regulations?

When you come to Ireland, you can be here for 30 days, it's your free 30 days card.  Well, there's no card, but you get the idea.  After that you're supposed to leave or else be registered with the garda, and to do that you have to have a legitimate reason to stay.  My reason is school.

In order to prove that I am fo realz and won't be a burden on the Irish State I needed:

My passport

My NUIG student ID card

A letter from the International Affairs office at NUIG verifying my program and its start and end dates

A proof of address, eg a bill or letter from the landlord or in my case, the signed lease itself

Proof of finances in the form of an official bank statement with a balance of at least 1000 euros

Proof of comprehensive medical insurance that includes hospitalization cover

A credit or debit card to charge 150 euros to because that's what the card costs

Already had my passport, picked up my student ID card second week here (because it wasn't available at my orientation because I'm not super special like the little study abroad students), picked up a letter from the office after I had signed my lease, had the lease when I signed the lease, and then I hit the wall.  I wanted to open a bank account here right after I arrived, but the international office said I'd need my NUIG ID card to do so (which turned out to be false), and I needed a permanent address anyhow, so I did that my second week here, the same day I signed the lease.  Then I had to wait until the end of the next week when the materials came in the mail to activate my account.  At that point, I realized that it was cheaper for me to withdraw money from the atms here in 220 euro increments and pay the $5 fee than to transfer it all and pay Wells Fargo's 3% commission, so I did that over the course of the next week and deposited it all into my account last Friday, and went to ask for a printed statement.

"We can't do that."

"You can't just print out my account info and stamp it?"

"No.  You have to order it and it'll come in 3-5 business days.  We do have a statement printing machine out there, hopefully that's good enough!"

Well, I ordered the statement and hoped it would come on Monday or Tuesday.

As for the health insurance, I looked at a couple of different plans and talked around, and last Thursday I decided to go with VHI, which has an office right in town.  I went down to the office, bought my plan... and discovered that they couldn't give me any proof of the policy.  Once again... I'd have to wait for it in the post.  Oh, but she'd write out a receipt with the policy number and start and end dates and stamp it, that'd work.

So by Tuesday nothing had arrived, so I called the immigration office to ask if the bank statement from the printing machine and the hand written insurance receipt would suffice.  Apparently those are just ridiculous questions, of course not.  Logical substitutions don't fly here.

So I only had permission to be here until tomorrow, Friday October 1, and I am also leaving the country early tomorrow morning, so today was the last day I could register, and the lovely office is only open from 7:30 am - 2:00 pm.  By Wednesday, the insurance info had arrived but still no bank statement, but I figured it'd come today and then I could go down to the office and register, although I'd have to skip class.  Then my housemate told me that on Tuesday, a classmate of hers went to the immigration office at 4:30 am and there were already 6 people ahead of him in line.

Then I freaked out a little.  I decided that calling the office again would be the thing to do.
"Do you have an account with an Irish bank?  Oh, well you can just go to the office and they'll print you out a statement and stamp it."  I very anxiously replied that I had asked for that and they had said no!  "Well, people are coming in with those from the bank, and normally we wouldn't accept them but we are because there is such a backlog right now."  So I marched myself down to the bank.

"Oh, I'm not supposed to do that, but I'll go ahead and print one for you," the teller said when a very flustered me explained the situation.  With my new stamped and printed statement in hand, I was ready!

To leave my house at 3:15 am and sit outside, in the dark, for 4 hours.

When the cabbie dropped me off he was a bit concerned, but I assured him that I really meant to sit there alone, and then did just that for the next hour and ten minutes.  In the dark.  And cold.  In a strange industrial area.  For the first 40 minutes I literally just sat there and tried not to be freaked out, then finally pulled out Manchester Park and calmed down with some Jane Austen.  At about 4:25, it started raining, and did so in sporadic drizzly showers for the rest of the morning (and I of course had forgotten my umbrella, but I did have my fancy raincoat, several layers of clothing on, and most importantly, gloves). At 4:35 am, a taxi pulled up and a young man got out, who tried to open the doors before making small talk with me and resigning himself to the 3 hour wait.  He even stood close to me so that his umbrella protected me too for a while.  After that, it was insane, a new person arrived every 3 minutes until 5:00, at which point there was a break until 5:30, when it happened again.  By the time the doors opened at 7:30 am, there were about 40 people waiting.  And I was first in line!

At this point I was still freaking out.  I kept thinking, "I know they said 1000 euros (I had 1115 in my account), but what if that was just for the one semester study abroad students?  Are they going to give me grief for not having enough money for a year?  And what if they get mad because my health insurance does not include day-to-day coverage?"  I also just assumed they'd be grumpy and rude based on my past experiences at the Dublin airport and on the phone with the office.

So what a surprise when the man who helped me was friendly, courteous, and made jokes and small talk throughout the registration!  He laughed at the picture in my file that was taken at the Dublin airport and asked where my fancy hat had gone, and talked about how handy claddagh rings are for showing your heart is taken (he noticed mine as he took my fingerprints on the fancy fingerprint machine).  He glanced at the bank statement and said, "Yep, that's grand," before handing it right back to me.  And he didn't even ask me about the health insurance.

By 8 am, I was packing my stuff back into my bag (including my super spiffy garda card with a picture where it is very clear that I had been awake since 2:30 am) and the immigration officer was wishing me good luck and a good day.
I make one unhappy lookin alien
I got myself some hot chocolate (I had been shivering convulsively throughout much of the registration process as my body recovered from its chill), and walked home.

So good times!  After all that time, it was actually a pleasant experience (when I finally got inside and was not sitting frozen in the rain).  I'm gonna go sleep now, and then pack for Deutschland.  My classmates are all going out on the town tonight and I'm torn about whether or not I should join them, as I have a 6 am bus to catch and a 2 mile walk to the bus station, but either way, this weekend is gonna be AWESOME!  And I'm totally gonna just sail through immigration on my way back in with my fancy card.  Awww yeah.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

K, so...

A week and a half ago, the reception for my program took place.  It was at 4 in the afternoon.
I left the hostel at 3:20, got to campus... and got horribly lost.
I eventually found the room of the reception in the geography department, buried in the maze that is the arts and sciences building.  With bloody seeping blisters on both heels!  I blustered in, 20 minutes late and very distraught.
And was handed a glass of wine.
3 glasses of wine and 2 pints of bulmers later, I was discussing the education systems of Ireland and the US with my classmates and a professor.  Good times.  

The next day, I moved into my house:
The back yard is even better
Lovely living room
My room!  That painting has been replaced...


Yay!!!  I love it :)  I have one housemate at the moment and a second one is moving in tomorrow, plus there's Morgan, the boxer/collie mix who I get to give hugs whenever I want and he doesn't think I'm weird.  That's why dogs are the best.

The first week of classes went well, although I did manage to get lost... again... even though my class was in the very same room as the reception.  I'm smart like that.  Turns out that only 9 hours of classroom time and 3 classes a week doesn't mean much, as this week I was assigned an average of 90 pages of reading per class, plus a written reaction to each set of readings.  Not exactly hard, but very time consuming.  I am trying my best not to procrastinate.  The first week we had readings and I ended up being up most of Tuesday and Wednesday night to do them, and that's not how I want to live the next year.  So I have decided that a job is not going to happen, especially if I want time to travel.  And I do!  So that just leaves the question of money, and the answer is a loan.  A big loan.  Yayyyy.  I am going to Oktoberfest in a couple of weeks, then I think I'll be going hiking and climbing in Scotland with the mountaineering club, then Chris comes to visit!  So it's going to be a busy/awesome month.

Our wi-fi will (hopefully) be set up on Wednesday, so I will probably update this again around then.  In the meantime, I'm going to have fun!  I mean, read about maps...

Thursday, September 9, 2010

That was easy...

Barcelona was great.

Do the circles represent the fanciful morphologies of mollusks?
 Although I was terrified about reentering the country.

As I was on an EU-EU flight, the non-EU passport line was actually only 4 people long this time, and I only waited about a minute before I approached the very same counter where I was yelled at a week before.  I told him how long I was to be in Ireland, he asked why, I told him I was studying, he asked if I was registered with the gardai, I told him no, he asked why, I told him I did not yet have a permanent residence but had a lease signing scheduled for Friday, he looked at my passport a minute more, then said, "OK," handed it back to me, and that was it.

Crazy..

Then I had 30 minutes before my bus left (yay no missed bus), time enough to grab food.  Of course, the only restaurants in the airport open at that hour were McDonalds and Starbucks.  Yayyyy America everywhere.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Adventure Begins?

So.

After 19 hours of traveling, I arrived in Dublin.
After waiting in line for an hour, I went to the immigration counter, told him I was a student and handed him the only receipt NUIG had ever given me.
At which point he yelled at me, insulted me, and belittled me.
And said to make sure that my paper had a phone number next time.  WTF?
"Are you registered?"
I thought he was referring to the school and said yes.
"You're registered with the Gardai?"
Now this made no sense.  You register after you arrive.  How could I have done that if I hadn't entered the country yet?  I handed him the receipt.
"You really are giving this to me right now?  You expect me to use this as proof that you're a student?  A printed out e-mail!  I could have typed this up myself!  There's not even a name or signature!"
If you're typing it up yourself, sir, I'm sure you'd have no qualms adding the name and forging the signature.
"I can't believe this, you should know better!  You were here studying 2 summers ago!"
I never ever brought proof before.  I always just said I was a student staying for 30 days and they stamped my passport, then waved me on.  I told him last summer I had not had to register or bring proof.
 "THAT DOESN'T MATTER!"
I told him that was all I had.
"I've had plenty of other students come through here going to NUIG, and they have a lot more!"
Erasmus and visiting (study abroad) students get an actual letter in the mail and a lot more info.  Postgraduates don't get anything in the mail.
"Who were you in contact with at the school?  No one!  What's the school's phone number?  You don't have it!  I can't believe this!  Now I have to find the phone number and call them because you were too lazy."
Then, with contempt, "And you already have a degree!"
I told him I had been in e-mail contact with John Morrissey.
"Who?!  What's his name?!  And who is this guy?"
I explained that he was the head of the master's program and a professor in the department.
He huffed and puffed a bit more, took my picture, wrote in some info, didn't call anyone, then told me to register with the Gardai or I'd be deported.
"Are you confused about anything?" he asked me sneeringly.
I assured him I wasn't, took my passport, and stumbled away.

Good times.

Then I went to get my luggage, looking worriedly at my watch because my bus was to leave in 10 minutes.

No big green backpack.
"It never left Denver.  It'll come in to Dublin from Frankfurt tonight at 6, it'll be delivered to you tomorrow."
Ok, that's cool, I guess.

My bus was scheduled to have left 10 minutes before this point, but I decided to go out and see if it might have been delayed before buying a new ticket.
"Excuse me miss, can I help you?"
I told him that I thought I'd missed my bus and showed him my ticket.
"Oh everyone's going to Galway!  It's a lovely city, isn't it?  Just go over to that man there and he can help you!"
I went to the other man and said the same thing.
"Yep, you missed it, but I'll put you on the next one!  It's a 3 hour ride, it'll get you there at the same time.  The driver's not there yet but you should be able to load your luggage."
This seemed to good to be true.  My ticket was a special cheap fare, supposed to be non-refundable and non-transferable.  I waited until the driver got onto the bus, then approached him and explained that the other man had said I could go on this bus.
"Well, we'll see about that!  You're going to Galway?  Yes, you can go on this bus, lovey!"

So, now I'm in Galway, just got my luggage, and am still homeless, though hopefully that will not be the case much longer.  Until then, I'm at Snoozles.